my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
drarna: reblog if you miss someone or are illicitly running a pelican breeding ring out of your aunt’s garage
cardaughter: guinea pigs are just hairy baked potatoes
masturbatingklaine: At dinner my family and I were watching TV and there was a guy on it and I was like “I know him from somewhere!” and I couldn’t figure out where I knew him from and then it that said he was a gay porn star and dinner suddenly became very awkward.
Reblog if your dick hits you in the face when you...
Person: Look Sharp
Me: *Dresses as knife*
50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out. i was expecting the other half to eat real fatty food and not work out at all cause...
josiahfiles: give a man a sandwich, he will eat for a day. Teach a man to generate sandwiches with his mind, and you have defied both god and science
googleimages: i have the biggest friend crush on so many people like i’m desperate to be friends with them but i wont talk to them ever
gayleaf: you know when you see a cat trying to bury its poop and it kind of covers the poop but you can still tell that it’s poop it just now has a coating of dirt and the cat walks away all satisfied i feel like that’s my approach to life
chocolateandvodka: sexual orientation: Lazy
katkinkat: *forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
Me: *accidentally ruins everything*